You what saves water? Setting fires in orphanages. In today’s Ted talk we’re going to outline ways how orphans use up water that could be better used on chunguses. Big Chunguses. Chungodes. Hayden, what’s the plural for Chungus and without that word were going to struggle grammatically and I’m not sure we can advance without it
Okay almost had me. I can’t believe he would argue in favor of helping orphans.
There are words I want to say, but I won’t say them.
Probably for the best really, I mean bans can last forever.
CPAP devices can recover water that you waste during breathing!
*places thumper*
I can’t tell if this is real or not. It sounds ridiculous, but he does say some ridiculous things (like how millions of years of humanity have consumed more energy than four years of data centers…). But this just seems so comically ridiculous that I have trouble believing it.
This is why I hate when people fail to make it clear when something is satire. When people get used to doubting everything they see, then suddenly when someone really does say something comically ridiculous no one believes it.
I’ll point it out from time to time and people will say “it’s just a meme, don’t take it so seriously.” But we’re supposed to be the rational and intellectually honest ones, no?
So why cultivate a meme culture where we can be just as misleading and deceitful as the fascists? This isn’t a fire-with-fire situation. Their goal is to rob us of our humanity; if we stoop to their level, they win.
Even if he really did say this, my point stands, because of the simple fact that it’s hard to believe at face value due to the prevalence of misleading memes. There’s a line between disinformation and satire. Honest memes should make it clear which side of that line they fall on.
We dont always know everything at first glance. Expecting to leads to and cultivates a lack of intellectual curiosity. Being able to consider and arrive and conclusions and then seek corroborating evidence is a useful life skill for you to try and learn.
What he said was that training humans takes a lot of water too, in defense of AI. This is a shitpost take on that.
Okay, but nowhere on the post does it say “the onion,” “satire,” “parody,” or “spoof.” It’s presented as if it’s news, “BREAKING:”
My point is that if we make it impossible to tell the difference at a glance, then we’re cultivating this mindset that whenever you see a post where an out-of-touch billionaire says something ludicrous, your reaction is to think “well it must be fake, no one would ever say that.”
And then when it’s about something that someone really did say, such as the “millions of years of human evolution consumed more energy than a data center does in four years” crap, people are less likely to believe it when they see it as a headline.
Actually had to make sure I wasn’t on a NotTheOnion instance.
Better that then feeding his goddamn Artificial Stupidity company
If this is true: how disconnected from reality must you be to even say that sentence?
I think this is satire, based on his ‘humans also use a lot of energy’ statements.
Phew. I am normally not this gullible, but the internet has me questioning what used to be unheard of.
Thank you.
You know what to conserves energy at nearly 100% efficiency?
A guillotine.
You know I am going to argue for the sake of it
It also conserves mass
Net negative carbon footprint
Beautifully worded. I like you.
It at least provides me with better returns than a data center.
children need to stop drinking water, selfish assholes.
Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?
Spoiler alert: they need orphans to run the orphan crushing machine.
Ahhh the circle of life!😍
Did he actually say this…?
hold on i’ll ask chat g pp (/s)
Im sure he will say it eventually, the bar is really low for this reality.
He did not say this, but all-in-all, he did say this
“Know What Else Used a Lot of Energy? Human Civilization”
https://gizmodo.com/sam-altman-know-what-else-used-a-lot-of-energy-human-civilization-2000725167
Thank you. This is exactly the answer I was hoping for ^
No, he didn’t. Please, for your sake and ours, learn to search for facts yourself instead of asking strangers on the internet to do it for you.
It’s also easier to search for something someone did say, than to search for something they did not say.
I know how to search the Internet but believe or not if someone posts something which may or may not be real, either they can respond accordingly or someone else easily can, as you just proved.
Perhaps I was too harsh. My apologies. I’m just very worried about how people deal with information and truth recently.
Well, given that it was posted in Memes, and after what he said the other day, it’s pretty easy to determine that it is parody. However, I do sympathize, as we are living in an age where most headlines appear to have come out of The Onion a mere decade ago, but are in fact the reality we face today.
Right. My question probably should have been “is this based on something he actually said or just a weird joke that I wouldn’t get?”
Stupid orphans hogging all of that water, they should bring a lawsuit against them for endangering the supply needed for ai in having their place get on fire. It won’t win but they can’t pay for lawyers to defend it and they will go our of solvency and have to be dissoluted.
Now why do the courts let the rich file cases that have no merit to force people that haven’t done wrong to pay millions of dollars indefinitely to defend themselves from bad faith allegations by shitty abusive rich people? Because fuck you, that’s why. Any more questions? /s
lol get lawyers?
Those losers can’t even get parents.
Think about how selfish marine life is, they live in water, water we could use to cool our AI data centers! Think about that!
In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it’s cooling system. We are the data.
-Neil Degrass Tyson
In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.
-Neil Degrass Tyson
Like, a thousand times over. Why does he keep reposting that same shower thought? Why is he so obsessed about that? Is there somewhere else he wants to kiss himself in the mirror?
This made me realize that it would be really hard to distinguish between a satirical NDT quote and something I have earnestly and profoundly thought to myself while 2 edibles into a nature documentary. And I’m not sure how to feel about that.
God I hate him so much… Well he used to just annoy me, but now I hate him
Backpfeifengesicht.
Gesicht wie ein Telefonbuch.
Aufschlagen.
Zuschlagen.
Immer wieder nachschlagen.
