she decided she wanted to be an outdoor cat before she considered the wind, then was a staticky mess whenever anyone petted her. she was never nice, but that made her mean.

Set

just one cat? I’ve had one cat i don’t care for. of the other eight, yeah i’d fight through hell to get 'em back again.

purrs for the purr throne, friend

I can’t see good so I sit in the stands and argue with the umps as a pastime

Nah dude I know I’m not athletic. And the sport is curling. It looks fun.

i’m a dork and found a fireproof filing cabinet

maybe he got one of those musk brain chips

I have a unique and distinctive ass but let’s not pretend anyone but the government was ever lining up to fuck it.

i want a car with good panels that don’t fly off while you’re driving. That’s a good idea.

i think we’re getting a good insight into the author’s rorschach test results

also smart watch

i mean it worked in my dad. he was part of a trial to install DBS on moderate parkinson’s patients rather than waiting until the patients had severe parkinson’s. Short story, gave him ten extra years he could work. A bit longer and more details, he was able to manage nearly all of his dyskinesia through the implant rather than via medication (some kind of levi/carbidopa). It was a really neat device, the MDs who put it in were the best at what they do (and, as a professional patient I’ve gotten good at evaluating that) and provided us with all the support we needed up until dad died. So our experience was nothing but positive. I think the charger is in the garage and I can dig it up tomorrow to find out what company built his computer if you want.

Those only go up to +4. I haven’t been +4 since grade school

I just wear coverall safety glasses I don’t know what to call em what fit over my rx ones

Did/does cannabis help with nicotine cravings? It helped a ton coming down off fent, but that’s a different pathway in the brain.

Tobacco, no. I was on a construction crew one summer, everyone else chain smoked, I didn’t, then I went off to college and a week later couldn’t figure out why I was craving the smell of cigarettes. That was a rough semester.

Alcohol, 2-3 units/drinks a month. A glass of wine with the week’s fancy meal, maybe but that’s about it.

Cannabis, wake and bake. I use it medically, but could probably cut back a little. Not much tho, it manages a life threatening condition well enough my case got put into the literature.

The cult I grew up in was straight edge without all the ethics, so like even coffee was a big deal when I got free of that one

Trade ya

I remember being told 1/3 was a lot, hoping and finding the cheapest rat trap I could, and it was 2/3 my income. That was fun.

I am pretty sure I saw one last year so I think they’re sloppy, uh, twelvsies by now

Is (non-neuralink) deep brain simulation interesting because I know some doctors and they probably know some companies. Never asked to get dad’s cyborg parts back when he died for some reason.

Nothing like the senior partner at this law firm I consulted at who got conned by his son into getting the a bleeding edge gaming rig for work “because he’d need it for multiple monitors and video calls” so said son could scavenge it from his dad in 3-5 when the business life cycle demanded a new computer. I did not make any friends (as someone with a vested interest in the firm’s success, also the son is an entitled dick who’s never had a job) with the son when I told the partner that a plato like he bought could last him a decade with proper maintenance.