I have some spices in my cabinet

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

No worries, it was benign and I had a gamma knife operation, but it’s in a place where it can’t be surgically removed without doing damage so it’s just there.

Yeah, turned out to be a brain tumour

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks

But the skin is the best part!