Tennis, but in the winter.
Nah dude I know I’m not athletic. And the sport is curling. It looks fun.
Jumping off of bridges without a parachute
Ah, bungee jumping
None. Sports are dumb.
I like doing sports. Watching sports is the worst thing i can imagine.
i don’t see this working unless you ask a specifically athletic man, or one of those people who can’t shut the fuck up about the gym… but for non athletic guys, like… we know. the answer is probably “none, which is the reason I’m not athletic to begin with”
I got a little annoyed even knowing that it was not directed me and was going to be a joke
What happens if they answer esports
“Well, I used to run cross-country and long-distance track. No need for that face, close your mouth, or you’ll start catching flies.”
Am man. Am not athletic (was never great at anything and a number of places in my body are now metal). Am not bothered at all by the question. My answer would probably be endurance running, though I did enjoy shot and disc.
I think the joke is that by asking that face to face, you are telling them that they are so fat / out of shape that they can’t do sports
But I am fat and out of shape.
Golf. For the irony.
Is it ragebaiting if you just call somebody “unathletic”? Or is that just insulting somebody? 😂
Depends.
If they’re actually athletic, it’s ragebaiting. If they’re clearly out of shape, it’s insulting.
Yeah, this is just being a catty bitch, really.
“What kind of clothes would you wear if you were, like, actually pretty?”
I’m not athletic. Not obese either but it’s just not the word to describe my appearance. So it would be a fair assessment and if I don’t sense any bad faith then to me it’s actually an interesting question to be asked. Some people are just a little tone deaf.
Snooker
easy hammer throwing
I was ranked in the top 15 butterflyers in the US between 1998 and 2000. I surf now.
“How to ragebait insecure [greek aphabet letter] man”
I’d probably do parkour again, conquer the urban jungle.
You are a real ξ male
https://youtube.com/shorts/5TaEEzlqxiE
Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.
Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.
No thanks, but thanks for the warning to not watch.
