

Someone out there married a bridge. Humans will pair-bond with fucking anything. Its part of what makes us us, but also spits out some real bizarre shit at the extremes.
Imagining that bridge could also talk back for real and properly pretend to be in love. Not so hard to imagine its real.
This is it. Ask basically any adult of any age and they’ll tell you things were better in the past.
Most of it wasn’t. They were just happier then.