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Cue the waiter bringing an entire wheel of cheese and an assurance that more’s on the way. And adding it to your bill.
Looks like a boss fight is coming up, better start catching.
I didn’t know it was snowing in Gloucestershire.
Serves you right for playing Lactose Intolerance Chicken and getting the waiter involved in your sick game!
Good
Now bring me more
I’ve actually used the lines: “Just shy of what’ll get you fired,” and “Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions.” to great effect.
I said “enough that you’ll want me to take a turn at the grater” once, and while I did not get a turn, I was not disappointed.
first one is a bummer because its not clear if there’s a tight min/max window outside of which would earn your ire
1 - a lot
2 - none
Funny, but I think genz is uninterested in being forced to do emotional labor. They’ll say flatly, “I think you deserve as much as you want” to throw it right back at you. I’m proud of them for breaking the hold the boomers have on us.
‘then you know what to do underpaid food delivery human…you know what to do’
- No cheese then
- You think I’m worthless, that I don’t deserve any cheese ?
- No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
That cheese?
Albert Einstein
cheesy
Where would you get asked? I want to be asked that! Sweet cheeses why has no one ever asked me that?
Only place I can think of is Olive Garden, but other Italian places might as well.
I’ve been to Italian restaurants in at least a dozen US states and Olive Garden is the only one I remember ever asking.
The funniest part about this is that I can’t think of a scenario where I would be asked this.
You get none, congrats
The waiter: “Open your mouth.”
Do you like cheesesticks?
Plot twist, you’re paying per weight anyway and they get an upsell
Wheel of cheese to the head
as much as any other person - a standard serving of three rubs
a standard serving of three rubs
Which would also make for a thoroughly underwhelming massage.
Depends on who is doing the rubbing…
Or better yet, don’t waste your money on a restaurant that’s gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.
Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks’ sides wrong this whole time?
Sysco is food. Cisco is telecom.
Sisqó is the singer.
I had the wrong one in mind. It’s Sysco.
Of course you are all entitled to a much secretions that were extracted by raping and torturing poor creatures and of course feel free to use it for lame jokes with some random waiter you are funny as tits
Wow, can I come to your party?
Can’t. It was shut down by the fire department for being too popular.
They simply couldn’t safely cram all the people who desperately want to hang out with THAT guy for a night into the chosen venue, Disney World.
