Hey, idiot asses, it’s a meme. That’s just a dumb lighter for idiots you can get on temu. Are you really stupid enough to believe they are handing out flamethrowers because of a post on a meme instance?
Yes, I am. Are you just a bundle of internalized misogynistic propaganda to the point that you can’t even take a fucking joke about it without being a reactionary?
Hey, idiot asses, it’s a meme. That’s just a dumb lighter for idiots you can get on temu. Are you really stupid enough to believe they are handing out flamethrowers because of a post on a meme instance?
Yeah you are right.
But as a sane grown up adult, married man and father I can only say… I NEED ONE!!!1!
Oh yeah, we all do, that’d be rad as hell.
It says China is Selling
All you have to do is find it on temu or aliexpress to make that true.
So, yes, you really are that fucking stupid. congrats for choosing to die on stupid mother fucker hill.
are you just a bundle of sunshine
Yes, I am. Are you just a bundle of internalized misogynistic propaganda to the point that you can’t even take a fucking joke about it without being a reactionary?
damn you sound worked up… you sure i’m the one that’s snowflakin it?
I’ve never been more sure of anything, ever.
Meaning a tool idiots can use to set the dumbs on fire?
No, it has no “smart” features, like a “dumb phone,” and it is intended to be used on idiots.
I’m pretty sure bear spray is still more effective, gonna be real
Just rapid fire bears out of a can.
Listen, that would be effective.
We’d be breaking so many rules I don’t even know where to start, but if accomplished it would be incredibly effective.
If we can put men on the moon we can put bears in a can.
I can bearly wait to can some bears
We’l brand it “Bear with me” and tagline “They CAN’t bear it!”
Sorry, I was in responding to chuds mode and misread that before, I get it now, that’s solid.
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