It’s not a generational thing, I’ve worked with folks from all age ranges, old timers are just as bad about it as younger people and those from my age range, you’ve either got it or you don’t. Stupidity and arrogance are human traits, not generational ones.

Nah, it’s turtles all the way down.

He grabbed at my hand to stop me! He is looking out for me! What a neat little dude, I love him so much.

That’s the entire point, dipshit. I wish we got one of the cool techno dystopias rather than this boring corporate idiot one.

I work in maintenance, people act like I’m doing magic, but 90% of the time all I’ve done is read the fucking manual, the other 10% is just basic awareness.

With that attitude.

I’ve got a little man cat who always needs to get a sniff of anything you are eating. He doesn’t want to eat or nab any of it, but he has to get that little sniff and then he’s fine, not once has he ever tried to eat or steal people food. I think it’s adorable and I just assume he’s looking out for me and making sure it’s not poison.

Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things…

Some of us have applicable skills that can’t be replaced by a computer or a robot.

Incoming baptismal penetration estimate from carnal sins: -17 layers

Shield integrity: 69%

Hull integrity: 100%

System: stable

Barny’s movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.

A turtle with a cold?

Anyone who says they know what happens when you die is trying to grift you. No one knows and we all find out one day, no point in dwelling on it.

Who’s asking?

Who the fuck is asking for permission?

NoT ALl Men!

Get over it. Men are still the problem in this context, even if it’s not all of them.

We never should have developed self awareness, it was the worst thing to ever happen to this planet.

I have a little man cat, he’s my little guy.

Have you seen the reaction to men being told not to comment in the women’s only instance? The problem isn’t what women are doing.

I’m so fucking tired of living in this god damned dystopia.