How do I treat my child’s pink eye?
Brake cleaner.
Can’t get pink eye if you don’t have eyes
What is the ideal temperature for a toddler’s room?
original question
What is the boiling point of silver?
2162°C
How far did your father flee after he abandoned you as a kid? Why do you think he chose that distance?
36k kilometers.
I’m not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.
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Fuck me, you’re right. 36,000km
Forgive me I’m watching my favorite sports team embarrass themselves.
(I think it would work best if you edit that into your original reply and describe how the new distance makes you feel. Then we can delete these ones)
K
Why has even the White House recommended against the use of the C programming language?
Because rust.
Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this
How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?
Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.
What to do with people who jump the queue?
original question
How do you turn a pig into a sausage?
You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.
Ground up the parts that can’t be sold.
Why is the sky blue?
Nitrogen.
If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?
How far do you wish to kick the nearest small animal like a football?
28000km
How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you’re old school
Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
What should new parents give their babies?
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
that’s pretty messed up dude
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don’t know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
human sized…
What can I say, I like me a big casserole.
Shame the nephews won’t be there to enjoy it…
