God, we were truly robbed of one of history’s greatest power vacuums. That shit would’ve made the Death of Stalin look like a church picnic. It starts with Vance saying he should be the obvious front-runner because he was totally the pick for VP, you just gotta trust him guys, he doesn’t have anything in writing because it was a secret handshake deal but he was totally gonna be the VP, ask anyone, and it ends with Ron DeSantis burying Mike Pence in cement while Nikki Haley soaks the convention center in gasoline.

Better close your fuckin eyes then 'cause I don’t play this game

Call me when they get a baseball team. I wanna see the St. Louis Cardinals square off against the Actual Cardinals.

i ain’t playin this game

Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus’ ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us

Man, fuck this horseshit.

“Djinn”, specifically, being the correct word choice. We’re way past fun-loving blue cartoon Robin Williams genies granting wishes, doing impressions of Jack Nicholson and getting into madcap hijinks. We’re back into fuckin’… shapeshifting cobras woven of fire and dust by the archdevil Iblis, hiding in caves and slithering out into the desert at night to tempt mortal men to sin. That mythologically-accurate shit.