But if there was only one person with a dick alive, wouldn’t it still restrict the gene pool way too much, as every child conceived after the mass disappearance of penis-owners would have the same father, and thus they would have no choice but to either reproduce with older women or their half-siblings? So I’m not sure if even that could prevent human exctinction.

Having heterochromia would really suck, people would probably be such dicks about it.

Oh, my first thought was cremation. Makes more sense, as the guy doesn’t look very dead.

And chances are that option 2 gives you misinformation, and of course doesn’t cite sources.

You don’t.

can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?

There are absolutely zero circumistances under which it is acceptable to bomb, let alone nuke, civilians.

love some good ol’ heatstroke

You’re going to need a preeeeetty big baby boom and a few decades to do that.

idk, I’ll be in my bunk

I wonder how seasons and days would work? Would the suns be up at different times (sun 1 rises at 3 in the morning and sets at noon, sun 2 rises at 8 in the morning and sets at 1 in the afternoon, sun 3 rises at noon and sets at midnight?) or would they rise and set at the same time?

Because the truth sucks and I’d love to not be constantly haunted by it.

Skill issue. Nobody’s preventing you from doing that.

Oh yeah, come home from school, do homework, go to bed, go to school. Repeat for years. It’s not like people need free time in their lives or anything, certainly not during one of the most stressful deveplomental staged there is.

Why do you think OP is in the United States and not in one of the many countries that are not the US?

hot girl summer

fun fact: you can get a discount at a self-checkout! grocery stores hate this one trick!

Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?

I think that reading this gave me a headache.