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MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
I’m not hearing a nooo
The one he never actually said: “Why not Zoidberg?”
“Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll.”
“We’re out of rolls.”
“Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!”
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
That’s normal.
Examples of Zoidberg’s astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me… Disemboweling in your species… Fatal or non-fatal?
“Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!”
nom-nom-nom “I’m ruined!”
Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
where was that? i don’t remember it at all
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
Deviled egg!?…The same devilled egg
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I’ll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I’m meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I’ve got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
Sawing
“Don’t cut that, I need that to speak!”
Pauses… Saws faster
Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish
