Don’t be this way. One of my most distinct memories of my dad is me telling him he was wrong about something. We looked into it together and he admitted he was wrong.

It’s a core memory because of how rare it was in my early childhood for an adult to listen to me, not get angry or dismissive, and listen to evidence despite it contradicting their intuition.

May I draw your attention to the humble single word “set” which has 48 definitions?

Or the documentation is basically empty and tells you nothing at all (looking at you WinRT…)

Futurama had a couple bangers both Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back and, of course, The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings

Destiny has cheated me by forcing me to decide upon

The woman that I idolize, or the hands of an automaton

Without these hands I can’t complete the opera that was captivating her

But if I keep them, and she marries him, he probably won’t want me dating her

Your boss:

I talk with my friends because I’m part of the bourgeoisie

You talk to your friends but you’re members of the proletariat

We are not the same. You’re fired.

¿Qué dice Juan?

Feel like the steps typically go the other way

1. Firefox
2. Linux
3. Blåhaj