A combo meal at in n out used to be $5. Now it’s $12.

Yeah, man. I’ve completely lost my shit and you’re cool as a cucumber.

Not sure why you support dog attacks on toddlers. Seems wrong to me.

Corgis are herding dogs. They’re bred to nip at the heels of animals like sheep. They’ll do this to children, too. Toddlers.

They’re bred this way on purpose. They’re inherently violent and should all be put down.

The most unfriendly dog I ever walked as a volunteer for a dog rescue was a black lab named Charlie. Instantly wanted to tear the throat out of anyone who looked at him.

Black labs are inherently violent. They should all be put down.

Looking fabulous during a flood.

Is meatball Ron still skulking about?

The first dog to bite me was a schnauzer.

They’re obviously inherently violent and must all be put down.

I don’t know. You tell me.

Now we know why HBO rebranded back to HBO.

Please bro please one more distribution bro.

Boil the ocean a few more times to discover 1+1=3.

Neither do vibe coders.

Because tech is waking up to the fact that they are labor, too.

Linux version of a cold plunge.

Oh no, what’d we do without the people who pay no taxes and buy up all the real estate?

Elbows… down?

I imagine you mean well, but teaching is a profession — not a hobby you dabble in when the honeymoon with your career is over.

Concorde was a failure but Airbus was a success.