you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.
Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence…?
GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.
This is not a fun break time.
Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence
I was making the concern more explicit and personal. Not to worry.
I’m just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style
Butters style.
Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Squatty Potty
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
Stool stool.
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
Wedge door stop would probably work also
Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
You don’t even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.
here waiting for the fucking guillotines
Don’t forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don’t get to comfy in there.
Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.
Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don’t be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you “accidentally” slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman’s Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don’t let me get in your way.
Just “slip off” and complain of back pain. Soft tissue damage does not show up on xrays.
Reminds me of the detective from the wire that “accidentally” fell down the stairs so he can retire early.
I was thinking more like minor head wound that would bleed profusely and provide some good images. But I can see that you are the type to commit 110%, so I am sorry for the confusion.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
“We’re a family here”
Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.
Molotov Cocktail
I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers
Hus has Crohn’s. That’s covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.
This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia
I think I first saw this a decade ago.
Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.
Shit on the floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur?
This cracked me up way more than it should have.
Upper decker coming right up.
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
Do this in protest:
I’m not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don’t.
I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I’ve never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don’t make a mess.
Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths
Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious
who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
wikipedia editors
bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker’s comp.
