Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence…?

I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

I died

(I completely forgot and am certainly more ashamed I made the promise than I think I would be if I’d remembered and followed through)

I have a gift card to Aldi I’ve been sitting on since Christmas. Your comment has inspired me to go spend all $20 on items from that aisle. I will update with what that afforded me and how ashamed I am tomorrow

I spent $1500 of my student loans on it the first half of the year before realizing I qualify for sliding scale and now have medicaid covering everything… I’ve been kicking myself for the last month, but hey, I also realized there’s tons of food banks in my area so at least I’m saving money in a few ways now 😅