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What the fuck?
Anti-sneakers.
Clompers
Dance Mr. Bojangles!
They won’t let me wear these anymore because the CEO said it was distracting for the board of directors.
As a fully functional adult, I’ve been eyeing off light up shoes for years. So far, all I’ve seen is gimmick shoes you wouldn’t wear for more than an hour, so I make do with fluorescent shoelaces instead.
This seems like fun, though I’m not sure if I’d be game to walk up a set of stairs on them, perhaps I’m not keen on breaking something when I’d invariably trip and fall.
“gimmick shoes you wouldn’t wear for more than an hour”
Can you elaborate on what you mean by this? Do you mean that the light up shoes look like they’d be uncomfortable, or are you getting at something different?
The shoes I’ve seen look like an orthopaedic horror story.
Woa-oh Black Betty… Tamborlands
Get yourself a harmonica butt plug (harmbutaplug), a cabbage salad and a GUI-Tar and you’ve got a quartet.
harmonica butt plug (harmbutaplug)
Do they not have soles? It looks like you can see through to the top on the first picture.
Dang it. I should have taken a moment to check if it was AI generated or not.
It is.
Where someone is found wearing these entirely determines the level of threatening that everyone in the vicinity experiences
