Now I gotta go watch a Guru Larry video.

Don’t we all brother, don’t we all…

You stole those words from my head and now my rage is untethered!

Just add it to Israel’s war crimes tab.

They’re a punk band for kids and I love them, I grew up with them, then got to watch them with my niece’s growing up, now my mates kids love them, Anthony needs to pack it in tho, he’s starting to feel creepy, the new crews pretty good tho, still feels like the wiggles even if the OGs aren’t there.

Or a functional education system.

All it means is I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice.

Even my dumb fucking rural Australian ass knows that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

Everythings useless in the grand scheme of things, but is it fun? That’s all that really matters, if it makes you feel good, then it can’t be useless.

As a person who sucks at naps, you have an epic skill and I’m jealous of you! Once I’m awake, that’s me untill I force myself to sleep at night.

The eerieness of that, I was 13 when 9/11 happend. You been spying on me in the past again?

Can I just tell them I watched 9/11 live? That should verify my age.

That’s because they’re fucking idiots.

That house is 100% going: “Say whaaaaaaaat!”.

Even I know that.

Man I love being an enemy of Trump. Can’t wait to piss on his obituary.

Well this is a new bother for me, you got the commas in the wrong spot.

It should be

Bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, bap… Ringtone.

I agree with you for a completely different reason.

It should be :

So you know what?

Fuck 'em, Unfold.

Then you really got into a conversation and forget how long the cable was and the phone got shot back against the wall breaking it or you rip the entire phone off the wall, either way you’re grounded.