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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 days ago
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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Lesbians would like a word with OP.

  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
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    Technically they train us to ask specifically are you sexually active with men, women or both? I suppose it would be more fair to include intersex people, but that would just lead to us definitely ordering a pregnancy test…

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    IVF that your doc doesn’t know about?

    Sexual assault you fear reporting?

    Used the wrong dildo?

    You make straight porn?

    Medical algorithms are meant to take in as many possibilities as they can get that have a real impact on overall health. Pregnancy is a huge one.

    How is not relevant.

  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    “Conversations I imagine in my head that never actually happen to anyone”

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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      It’s happened to me. Several times.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      This happens literally every day in clinics.

    • mimic_dev@lemmy.world
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      I’m a trans woman who has absolutely had this conversation

  • snooggums@piefed.world
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    There are lots of ways for straight women to be sexually active that have zero chance of becoming pregnant too.

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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      Butt stuff?

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Technically not a sure thing seepage can drain into the vagina, hand job’s is also technically possible if you touch yourself afterwards, condoms and birth control fail, I think BJ’s are ok as long as you don’t like use your hands or swap and oral later or something.

      • sga@piefed.social
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        going on extreme technicality, but it is possible for fertilisation through anal intercourse (there are documented case).

        • DarkSirrush@piefed.ca
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          That usually requires perforation though, which would make said intercourse less than pleasant.

          • sga@piefed.social
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            again technically, no, you may not have any major “perforation”, and sperms could just “diffuse” (not technically correct, but you get the idea) through

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              In my cartoon-world head, im always scared that one of my little guys is gonna come equipped.

          • Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            Unless there is an already existing distended fistula and the lady enjoys the “solo-man-dp”.

      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        And also a loophole for unmarried religious women.

      • snooggums@piefed.world
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        That is one of the many ways, yes.

        • danekrae@lemmy.world
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          And every straight man is now distracted.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Hey don’t leave out the bis/pans!

  • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    Some lesbians can produce sperm.

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body” is literally a 1980s boomer stand up joke. And it wasn’t really funny then either.

      • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Pretty sure they’re talking about lesbian trans women. I could be wrong though

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        Huh? Sorry if it comes across that way, not what I meant at all. Wasn’t even meant as a joke. I’m talking about trans women before bottom surgery.

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          It’s my understanding that some trans women don’t even want bottom surgery. Doesn’t make them not women, or if they’re gay not lesbian.

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          No, it’s my fault here. I was complaining about the old joke, not you.

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