Not even a contest, leaf sheep sea slug.

I don’t know what kind of kids show you could do with that. Maybe teach kids about the importance of conservation; it doesn’t really matter because JUST LOOK AT IT, EEEEEEE!!! (⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆) ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

I’d wanna be a parrot. It’s an easy fit for a kids show. They can fly and they live for like 80 years which is probably better than I’ll do as a human. Sounds perfect to me.

I bet I could put on a fun show as a crow. We’d have songs about shinies, and working together, painting, problem solving, all sorts of crow shit. I’d also be friends with a leopard and a horse, just to round out the cast.

Housecat. Cats are always in charge.

First off, humans are animals.

But since a transformation is involved then I’m gonna change into a dingo so everyone can blame the parents.

A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.

Fox. Not because it’s practical for any kids shows, but cute UwU

Do centaurs count?

Shoebill stork… guess your kids will cry a lot. Sorry not sorry

The noble trash panda (raccoon)

Reminds me of an old joke.

Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet’s office. The little Yorkie is crying.

“Why so sad, little guy?”

“My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can’t stop myself from humping her leg, so she’s going to have me neutered.”

“Gee, that’s awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she’s so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished.”

“Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?”

“No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped.”

Kafkaesque

Tortoise

Elephant, of course!

I feel like by answering this I’m feeding into OPs sick and twisted furry fantasy, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

That being said, I’m also feeling lazy and pedantic, so I’m going to say human being.