I’ve had to stop my cat from eating a button. So probably.

Based on his comics I’m going to say it would be a classic, but mostly in a “can’t believe they filmed that” sense.

You have a very dark imagination. 🫨

Dick spiders.

More seriously: body parasites of any kind.

I dreamed a friend built a treehouse so big it had a mezzanine and a staircase. He invited me to tour it and didn’t bother to mention he’d filled it with hungry zombies - because obviously he was going to do that, duh.

Joke’s on you! Nothing’s going to happen to me in my sealed hyperbaric chamber!

Man, I am so sleepy…

Are we accepting planets that orbit other planets? Because I’ve always thought Titan was neat. Nasa has a recording of the wind from a probe descender stage.

I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.

The same could have happened to YOU.

Not much. I’ve made it a rule not to say anything on the internet that I’d be ashamed to say IRL. Other posters have recognised me from real life a couple of times and it’s been no big deal.

I was once part of a community for making very crass jokes about sensitive topics, but given that the entrance is plastered with warnings about what you’re going to find inside, I hope people would take it in its proper context.

Tae Kwon Do features a lot of high kicking, which can be difficult for young kids that haven’t developed their balance yet.

Or maybe it’s what she needs to develop her balance. I dunno, kids are like little aliens.

I don’t really feel the urge either, but I use my day as a topic of conversation with my wife. Just talking with her is the goal.

Context is sooo important in this case. What sort of dream?

It hurts cuz it’s true.