I think my favorite form of combustion is the slow and gradual oxidization of all life on this planet that leads us all towards inescapable death.
It happens so slow that it can take 120 years to finally burn you to a crisp, but it will always, always destroy you, and there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
I think my favorite form of combustion is the slow and gradual oxidization of all life on this planet that leads us all towards inescapable death.
It happens so slow that it can take 120 years to finally burn you to a crisp, but it will always, always destroy you, and there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
What if I munch on ice cubes every day
You can try, but all of you is on fire, and if the fire goes out you die
Joke’s on you! Nothing’s going to happen to me in my sealed hyperbaric chamber!
Man, I am so sleepy…