DUMBASS

Thousand yard stare elephant says " I can still hear them screaming when I sleep"

Pspspspspspspspsp here kitty.

Yeahnah.

Everything’s better when it’s free and they’re right, that’s why I’m a house burglar now!

You gotta get in the friendzone with the ocean, then you can just chill out.

My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

Sall good, I was just stoned replying.

Yeah we would, it’s the end product not the production that defines it. Same way we refer to cars as cars even tho there’s been robots building them for decades.

Obviously it’s Dragons.

I only stick around for the weird shit tho, so it better be a weird fucking dream.

This has nothing to do with the post, but I have had multiple unconnected people tell me I was in their dream and every single time I was eating fried chicken. So either I give off the vibe I love fried chicken, which is true, or I’m off wandering though my friends dreams watching their weird shit while eating some tasty fried chicken.

A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren’t private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

I do, sometimes you’re watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I’m just admiring their massive cock.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

It’s more of a concept now.

Talking shit on here is my therapy. That and screaming at sky tempting god to show himself so I can kick his ass.