Some say that before we divided ourselves up into generations - we used to be far more cohesive. There were just decades.

Everyone who lived through the 50s, and 60s, 70s, 80s could bring up that decade, and laugh at the dumb shit everyone did.

It was a collective experience we all went through like skinny jeans, or disco.

Now generations are just another tool to divide us.

The thin hot pink line?

Get it to run Office and you’ve a game changer.

Yes, yes I know Libre/Open Office but try telling Shelly in Accounting who still struggles with Excel after 36 years of experience.

Building momentum for the year of the Linux.

You know, the one we’ve been reading about for 20 years.

Yes but why is looking “Gay” so villified that many men would rather die.

Peppa Pig is a shit head. Her dad is one of the worst personification of a father that I have ever seen in a children’s show.

Why would I want to represent that?

Now a Bluey Diaper Bag …

Because Gyms make money on having many, many, people owning a gym membership and never using them.

They don’t make money on people getting jacked.

In fact, most, if not all, gyms would be incapable of handling all of their members regularly attending.

They were the original subscription model that every single capitalist in America is targeting right now.

Fellas? Is it gay to take care of the child you made with a woman?

Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed.

Sorry about that. Bug fixed. You will now piss the bed.

He can literally do whatever he wants??? It’s all make-believe.

You could spin it up like a fly wheel. It’d move after you let go.

All the way to 11.

It was great!

All in one

You are looking at 6 separate pieces of equipment in a purpose built cabinet.

Idk what you mean all in one.

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

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Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

If this was true then we would have swapped over by now.

Most people still see NAT as a security system.

Could you imagine carrying home 3 chairs of a set one-at-a-time and finding out that they just stopped selling that style?