“you could just play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy”

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

Did you know these eye-phones are phones, too?

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”

deleted by creator

“if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards… CHECKMATE”

marmalade

… someone who thinks unpainted dark heavily granular granite is what the white house is made of

“so … the orgy is off?”

Plaque is actually in the FDR Memorial, but the sentiment still applies

https://www.nps.gov/frde/planyourvisit/frdedescribe.htm

2nd Term Room

Laughing at Hemes when they get paired up on Omicron Persei 8… “Screwed again my friend”

it hits differently these days, but: “The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel” -William Gibson, Neuromancer