Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.
Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.
I remember my first day of my first professional programming job back in 1996. I had just learned SQL that morning (which I’d never even heard of before) and that afternoon I forgot to add a WHERE clause to a DELETE command. Good times …
Fortunately this was in production and not in any important environment like development or test.
If they gave a newbie full r/w creds to a prod db, that’s 100% on them and not you.
Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:
if getting.hacked == true; don't
😂😂😂😂
Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying “please.”
“Remember kids: if you’re being robbed just say “no”. They can’t do anything without your consent”
echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrcGood that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your
.bashrc.\comes before the thing you are escaping⇒ overwrite from start.>to append
Joke content aside, that image is very poorly crafted. The last square is not even a square!
That’s what happens if you use AI to make a meme.
