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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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    7 months ago

    Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

  • Igilq@szmer.info
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    7 months ago

    Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

    • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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      7 months ago

      A pen? Foolhardiness.

      Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

          • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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            7 months ago

            …

            *begrudgingly slow-claps*

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