• Fleur_@aussie.zoneEnglish
    69·
    2 hours ago

    Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
      101·
      1 hour ago

      So a couple things

      1. this is premium content I’m making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a ‘that’s my (grand)son!’ with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place

      2. also hell no I don’t want to go, it’s all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time

      😎

  • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    41·
    2 hours ago

    I remember having this exact concern when I started masturbating, which was obviously shameful and sinful. Good ol’ Catholic guilt.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
      81·
      2 hours ago

      The privacy screen in a confessional booth is there so you don’t see the weird old man going to town on himself under his robes. If he slides open a small hole in the divider and tells you to read Song of Solomon 5:4, it’s time to run.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
    22·
    2 hours ago

    They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you’re being watched everywhere 24/7.

    They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.

    Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    1 hour ago

    She’s just floating around and criticizing your ball-gobbling technique, trying to offer pointers. You don’t blast out a dozen kids to tend the dirt-farm without knowing a thing or two about how they’re made.

  • Goun@lemmy.mlEnglish
    8·
    2 hours ago

    Granma is just there making sure you get your privacy. This is what happens to us when we die, we get to be the privacy gatekeepers for our loved ones.