That’s good. It should really be getting you cold and clammy, with just the hint of the tang of a nearby sheep in the air. Soft wool sliding down skin as a cold breeze brings salt to your nose, wiping away the sheep’s scent as quickly as your grandmum wiped away the last grime from your gaffer’s stick. Slowly, she leaned over, taping the muff in place so the sound was properly focused on the scene below.
Psst. Nearly every human child and adult are the result of a hot stonking genitalia involving mess.
Yuck.
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I didn’t say stop. Carry on, don’t spare any details!!
Visualize this. Where did your mum and dad originate?
The south of England.
I’m trying to picture the English southern countryside but it’s not exactly making me hot and horny 😡
Spawned from hedges and stone circles, just like god intended.
That’s good. It should really be getting you cold and clammy, with just the hint of the tang of a nearby sheep in the air. Soft wool sliding down skin as a cold breeze brings salt to your nose, wiping away the sheep’s scent as quickly as your grandmum wiped away the last grime from your gaffer’s stick. Slowly, she leaned over, taping the muff in place so the sound was properly focused on the scene below.
Your grandparents nude and getting at it might do the trick.
Sometimes the mommy and the daddy . . . hold hands.
🥵
Nearly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_fertilisation
A test tube baby delivered by C-section had very little to do with the nethers of either of its parents.
I mean, your “starting ingredients” as it were definitely came from someone’s nethers, but I suppose if you want to be pedantic.
Nah, according to the comics it’s only tongues.