They always look like they’re jamming to the sickest little tune in their head.

It’s gambling all the way down.

And it sure would be a shame if such cameras got vandalized somehow. Spray painted over, shot at, knocked off the proper viewing angle… So many terrible fates that could befall a camera near you!

A compelling argument. However, counterpoint:

Sailor Boy by Fernando Botero
“That boy ain’t right.”

I rest my case.