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Let’s jam a thing that is frequently wrong into absolutely everything!
Just a reminder LLMs are incapable of even counting. They are a statistical model figuring out which tokens are most likely to appear next based on previous tokens.
Putting copilot in excel makes no sense whatsoever and MS must know people will use it and get completely wrong results.
…peak technology, gentlemen!
Even better. They are incapable of discerning correlation vs causation, which is why they give completely illogical and irrelevant information.
Turns out pattern recognition means dogshit when you don’t know how anything works, and never will.
Somehow this reminds of a meme thread that just popped up wherein there are a lot of people proudly declaring their inability to study and claiming that the mere suggestion that one should read the manual as a first step to solving a problem is actually very offensive.
That’s not far off from reality, where normies laugh at you for suggesting they read the manual of the 21st century appliance (basically a computer) they spent hundreds/thousands purchasing.
Soon the ridicule will be replaced with offense, then “straight to jail” shortly after.
My only issue with RTFM is how often the manual is absolute dog shit, written by some engineer whom assumes knowledge only an engineer would already have.
They seriously did this? FFS, they literally killed in of the few things MS still had going for it.
It could, theoretically, be useful if they just made it a working manual for the software.
ie. “How do I connect these columns to a pivot table.”
But that doesn’t sell software like 'Replace your workers with AI!" (even though it can’t replace anything)
I disagree in that it’d be useful to find stuff in a limited set or automate some repetitive tasks. You can probably finagle some combination of a chatbot and a limited set of scripts into automating some common but complex tasks or at least helping you find out where the tools are or what they do.
That’s not how AI companions on spreadsheet software seem to work, though. They seem to have just plugged in the chatbot to the raw, unfiltered set of data and functionality, told the LLM to do its best to do what it’s told and called it a day. This goes for both MS and Google, for the record.
It’s pretty useless that way. I don’t know who convinced devs that the way to implement this was to go maximal and live with the failure rate instead of going narrow and keeping things under control, but it was a mistake.
I suppose I’m gonna have to be “that guy” again:
40 years ago, Microsoft did not “invent Excel”. They developed yet another spreadsheet application and called it “Excel”, presumably in a moment of coke-fueled hubris. (I mean, seriously, “Excel” as a product name? We don’t think about that much these days, because we have gotten used to that name, but if you didn’t already know about MS Excel, how high on your own supply do you need to be to call a software product that?)
The actual invention of the spreadsheet was done by other people. The earliest example was probably Visicalc for the Apple II, and a more prominent example predating Excel was Lotus 1-2-3.
Sorry to be so nitpicky, but urban legends like “Microsoft invented the spreadsheet”, “Microsoft invented word processors”, “MIcrosoft invented operating systems”, “Apple invented GUIs”, “Apple invented the computer mouse”, “Apple invented portable MP3 players”, “Apple invented smartphones” and the like form the base for some very distorted narratives about how our world works, and I don’t like it.
I’m a bit confused by your post. Who is actually making the claims you’re refuting? I don’t see anyone saying anything about the invention of spreadsheets at all
Separately, I always just assumed that “Excel” was a pun on the fact that it handles cells
Excel is an excellent name for the software and I have no idea why they dedicated so much of their rant to it. If you want to talk about high on your own supply, look at Apple’s…well, anything, but iwork in particularly.
Why do you have to be that guy? Neither the OP nor any commenter has said that Microsoft invented spreadsheets, or even vaguely implied it. You’re arguing with the void.
Well, just so we’re clear, the competition included WordPerfect and Lotus Symphony.
Excel feels right in line with that.
It makes some sense. At the time computer stuff was office stuff. They named software suites the same way they named photocopiers and desk lamps. “Ah, yeah, here’s our LightMaster 2000 model. Really the best photons for your eyeball productivity. Please consider our Lightbulb Pro expansion as well”.
The 80s were wild, because you were out there playing some videogames and then suddenly stumbled upon a bunch of accessories and content clearly meant for a balding, extremely sexually frustrated man in their late 40s.
Don’t ask me if that was better or worse than living in a swamp of content intended exclusively for 12 year olds. I’m not ready for that question.
Old Excel team: Added a 3D racing game for no reason
New Excel team: Added spyware for no reason
Clippy: Just wanted to help
Just once I want to see a scenario where an LLM is the better tool for everyday computing. Maybe I’m just bad at technology, but ever task I’ve tried has been more effort for a worse result.
Jesus Christ 🤦♂️
MS puts out an “LLMs suck at this” and y’all lose your mind.
i mean, if it sucks at this, why put it in lol
(rhetorical question, it’s to please investors, i know)
Because it’s good at other things like creating tables and fully utilizing all features that users typically aren’t informed or practice on. Being able to describe a table and how you want to layout data for the best results is helpful.
