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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • BorgDrone@feddit.nl
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    Why still brings a wallet with them?

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    You forgot the noise canceling headphones !!

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    I do my WICK check.

    W - Wallet

    I - Information device (phone / mp3 player)

    C - Cup (travel mug of coffee)

    K - Keys

    Then I get to my car and I remember that I forgot something else important so I have to go back.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      deleted by creator

  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean, write a note on your phone and put the widget with the note on the home screen.

    You literally have a magic slab of glass that can multitask, use it lol

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    ✅ Left hip pocket phone

    ✅ Right hip pocket keys

    ✅ Right cargo pocket wallet

    ✅ Left cargo pocket dog poop bags

    ✅ Existential dread

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      But which pocket does the existential dread go in?

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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        The one in my chest.

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        in the backpack, along with the seven bricks

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          deleted by creator

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    And a ball of rubber bands apparently.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    Yes, you forgot your knife/multitool.

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      Name checks out. Shouldn’t you be watching fortnine videos on YouTube instead of posting to lemmy?

      Two people down voted me need to watch fortnine. User above rides a dual sport motorcycle. Fortnine is a motorcycle YouTube channel staring a Canadian physicist and some clones.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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        Seen them all already. So for the record, I watch Fortnine videos and post on Lemmy. So there.

        It’s been years but I still think his CRF250L/Versys-X 300 review is probably a high water mark. I suppose that one’s finally relevant to me now that I have a 250L Rally… among other bikes.

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    Did I lock the door ?

    I must have, I’m pretty sure I remember, but I’m not totally sure…

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Instructions unclear.

    Arrested for indecent exposure.

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      Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?

  • kurwa@lemmy.world
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    That’s me but for the airport. And I always do actually forget something

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    I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.

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    Just put every single shit in your bag / backpack and never take things out except when you are using it immediately

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    ADHD be like…

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    you think when you die you feel like you finally have everything you need?

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