• 800XL@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Shit, have you seen all those fatass larping gravy seals out there at right wing larps? Some of them are so fat on their rascals it’s amazing they can even hold a gun and have enough strength to squeeze out a runny turd, let alone a trigger!

    Sgt. Hartman would have a field day.

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      2 years ago

      They claim “well-regulated” means “properly functioning” and not “subject to regulations”, but how functional is a militia of morbidly obese men with no combat training, no psychological assessments and no demonstrated ability to use or safely handle a weapon, who probably enthusiastically voted for the government that needs overthrowing?

      They’re children claiming they need a PlayStation 5 “for homework”.