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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

My roommate said my midnight snack looks like it was a dish from a gourmet restaurant. Idk

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My roommate said my midnight snack looks like it was a dish from a gourmet restaurant. Idk

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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    There’s something incredibly striking about this photo. At first glance, it absolutely looks like a glam shot of a fancy dish at a restaurant. But the more you look, the worse it gets. Like one of those pictures that shows an ordinary scene, but with terrifying details and storylines hidden in plain sight. Like this.

    Would absolutely smash after smoking a bowl, though.

    • Nexz@feddit.nl
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      Ohhhh, I love this! Do you have any more?

      • sulgoth@lemmy.world
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        Maybe this? https://www.smarterartschool.com/uploads/8/3/1/7/8317777/eeliskyttanen-6_orig.jpg

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I don’t have any at the ready, but I think this style of art was called “I’m sorry Waldo” on Reddit if you want to try to hunt down some more.

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    Needs more tweezed micro herbs.

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t even fuckin toast the bread…

    What are you doing with your life?

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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      The bread would not bend around the sausage if it is toasted. I ate it like a hotdog

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        You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting

        • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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          hot

          • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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            That’s actually a great idea. I will try it.

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      Not getting crumbs all over his beard. Fuck toast.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialM
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    Fanciest looking microwaved Johnsonville Brat on just a single slice of sandwich bread I’ve ever seen.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Nice wiener.

  • darksiderbun@lemmy.ca
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    It’s because of the plate type and lighting!

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      …and the quality ingredients!

      • VioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        and the rakish angle of the wiener with the artistic drizzle of sauce the whole thing is delightful

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    • The sauce looks like salad dressing and has bits in it. That’s what makes it fancy. If it was plain mayo, it would be ordinary (and a food crime anywhere outside Iowa).
    • That’s spinach, not iceberg. Oooh, fancy.
    • But mainly: Whole Wheat Bread, not Wonder!

    You are a fake, yuppie interloper.

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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      The sauce is Guy Fieri’s Bacon Ranch sauce.

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Gourmet Carl’s Junior, maybe.

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      Gourmet truck stop reeking of gas fumes.

      @honeymustardgas@lemmy.world
      Btw, this belongs in c/ShittyFoodPorn, OP!

      • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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        Thank you I didn’t know that existed. I was not super confident but I figured I’d try. It was his idea to post it. I just wanted a quick snack.

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    Excellent plating can do wonders.

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    Now that’s brat

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    Y’all from the Midwest?

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    Your roommate was sarcastic.

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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      But it was definitely good. Jalepeno cheddar sausage

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    Is he still up from the night before and coming down from a very big outing? Good midnight noms - defs; gourmet - nossomuch

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    Art

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    These comments didn’t disappoint.

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