Yeah this is the actual solution. With that said, I would be fucking stoked if I showed up to a friends house and they showered me with 100 beers.

Batman is such a buzzkill.

The “reasonable case” is the law, and they will use it against you without mercy

You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting

Cant force the shit, same with any culturally significant thing from your childhood. Think of it in reverse: if you aren’t willing to engage with their zeitgeist in good faith, how could you expect them to engage with yours?

Didn’t even fuckin toast the bread…

What are you doing with your life?

I’ll just stand then

When I was a teen I asked my religious homophobic grandma if animals dont have rational thought but can still be gay, how did they “choose” to be gay? Her response? Gay penguins dont have souls so it doesnt count.