McDonald’s ownership: You have cost our company $10 billion in profits and you will be terminated. Your position will not be filled but the remaining team members will pick up your duties.
That’s the old, gentle, merciful McDonald’s corporate. These days, they’ll do what it takes to get their meat back so I have a feeling his old co-workers will be seeing a lot more of him again soon.
Wait they come in 10s in America?
Why are we rocking the 3, 6, 9, 20 combo over here?
Just this once, we embraced the metric system and its 10-unit increments.
👆 10, 20 (2 cartons of 10 each), 40 (4 cartons of 10 each, supposedly for sharing 😏)
It’s still sharing, I’m just the majority shareholder.
What!? Do you have any idea how boring that makes figuring out what the best deal is and whether that’s too many nuggets?
Yes, and the waitresses move around on roller skates. That’s what I heard, anyway.
Because the American employees are stealing your single nuggets smh
I worked at KFC and would always cook more chicken than we expected to sell. Almost everyone was a broke af student, plenty sharing houses with other broke af students. The trick was figuring out the max to cook without raising suspicion, or have an excuse ready like, “There’s X event on finishing at 9 so well probably get a small rush.”
Not all heroes wear capes.
Cold pillows?
You don’t flip yours when it gets warm?
Not really. I didn’t know people did that. I learned something today.
