Iams to pet

thanks man

fuck YES gimme that windex bubbly

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

What a rabbit plot twist

whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I’d do it but there’s no way I’d look this gangster in my 80s

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

Do you have any plant based meth recipes

Is this present, future, or past timeline?

You know you made it big when you get fanart

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography