We’re all far too dumb to be sharing our thoughts so widely and easily. The internet needs to go.

I went to school in Canada. I think I met her once.

My car even switched automatically this year. Why brain gud when no need?

Personally, I just lean into it. I get up at 04:00 so that I want to go to sleep by 20:00 at the latest. The bears have it figured out. Extra bonus is that watching late night TV early in the morning doesn’t feel as unproductive.

Scumbag murican checking in: The difference between a 65 year old and a 5 year old is nearly non-existent nowadays. Xenophobia is a hell of a drug.

I’d be more concerned with insulating yourself against the AI bubble not popping if I were you.

The good news is the strategy works for both scenarios. Hyperlocal renaissance or bust.

Assimilate to the one true time zone. Resistance is futile.

the lack of pockets is symbolic of sexism… it’s not about packing them full of things.

She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would

Do you want dick cheese? Because that’s how you get dick cheese.

Keith: The highbrow Kyle.

Wanna go ride a bicycle?