I know someone who can’t eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

Nice beaver!

I read

The movement my husband butt will not die

I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.

Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

I’m new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn’t listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn’t plugged into the computer.