Now that ICE is deporting HALF the population, what will they do with the surplus? The deep state is hiding this from YOU.

Amperage is only relevant for a short moment, just before you go through the pearly gates.

It’s basically a USA thing. People in Europe are spectators viewing how things are developing, they see some collateral damage in Europe, but are expecting a big eruption in the USA… which weirdly enough isn’t happening.

The Heimlich maneuver.

Maga still hasn’t figured out how to lick a stamp.

It’s a miracle how a shot of hormones in your ass can impact your performance.

Donald trumpet is the reincarnation of Jorge Ubico, Guatemalan dictator (born/died June 14, 1946).

Start laughing and say: “you kidding me now. Right?” Then keep on laughing, shake your head and change the topic.

Exactly! Bild is naturally hard to read; but compared to the britisch Sun or Daily Mail it seems like a leftist pamphlet 😜

What’s in a day? Eg Christmas is just another day, go for walk, enjoy yourself read a book.

Poltergeist

As my mother used to tell me: ghost do not exist.

Go for a smaller European one, the one I’m on is in Finland. Me, I like Finland, the fins are sexy. And why only use one instance, you can have a user on several, that way you can downvote your own posts and discuss with a person that is as intelligent as yourself (mainly because it actually is you!) I mean: you can try out the audience and communities, which are different on all servers.

US Americans seem to refer to themselves as “Americans” a lot on social media. Or they refer to themselves as “the world” like in “this icecream is the best in the world” (without having visited any other country for a significant time to be able to compare). In Europe, US Americans are referred to by different names: the popular „yanks“, the German “Amis” (die spinnen doch, die Amis), depends on the country. The prevalence of new names is increasing rapidly, e.g. Trumpists, US twerks, dropkicks.

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Dogs can tell a lot from your smell, so they will for instance know you were in the office, visiting someone or went to the doctor.

There are some pretty good alcohol-free gins.

The urologist feeding this 8mm camera tube through my penis for a bladder endoscopy and taking his time to explore all the nooks and crannies was slightly uncomfortable.