… even though we don’t deserve it.

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Right, part of Pubic Enemy, weren’t you?

🙅 Pizza in the morning
👍 Pizza in the… evening

Heroin AM? Isn’t that what killed John Belushi?

… or Jeff Bezos 🤦

It did! I won’t spoil it, but there is a definite ending to the series.

Oh definitely. Masculinity in the US is largely about projecting the idea that it might be a bad idea for someone to fuck with you. You don’t want to be someone who can be freely bullied or victimized without repercussions. It’s part of why some men spend lots of money and time training to win street fights they’ll probably never get in to (apart from the physical fitness and health aspects, of course).

It’s a little bit like being in jail.

I don’t know if this applies everywhere, but masculinity in the USA is real tenuous, and may be revoked in an instant.

What the hell kind of name is Soap? How’d a muppet like you get to be a daddy?

NBD, just reschedule the meetings to take place in the VR Metaverse, use the blockchain to track the appointments, and afterward head to the bar on your Segway.

My outfits have been ruined by return-to-office mandates.

Wait, where’s the part where Joe Rogan joins forces with the alien after “doing his own research”?

Ladies and gentlemen! Line up to see conservative influences turn against free enterprise if it means that businesses are allowed to deny service to shitbags, and then twist and contort themselves to support it once again when a bakery refuses to make a cake for a gay wedding!

This feels like a holdover from the Teddy Roosevelt/robber baron era!

I know, but couldn’t resist the joke. I have poor impulse control.

We may have a paradox on our hands…

Well in that case…