It goes inside the body 😉 .

And the OEM’s are like:

http://archive.today/2026.01.08-134018/https://www.404media.co/the-state-of-anti-surveillance-design/

“Paramount is paying me handsomely to get more people into Star Trek.”

He can’t resist the pecan pancakes.

No matter how bad things get, Waffle House will always be open, and my landlord will always be there to collect the rent.

You know what, I got exactly the same result when I trained an LLM on all of the Linux man pages.

Is that All?

Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

… yes 😔

Power Supply OEMs: “Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!”

Or it’ll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!

And that’s what happens when you don’t wear your hardhat ミ☆

Droid “lost cause” nonsense – the separatists were a cat’s paw for Palpatine, and he’s dead now.

Er, right?

I feel like that bottom-right painting needs a sound track:

🎶 Katamari on the Rocks

The thing I enjoy about these sort of devices is when it inspires the manufacturer to actually optimize their software so it will run on the weakest, cheapest hardware. It doesn’t always happen, but sometimes I’m amazed on what people can do with things like < $1 microcontrollers.

Where is the big bright beautiful tomorrow that we were promised?

Apex Biome

Please don’t pull me out, this is how I would want to go.