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You can crack a cacodemon over the noggin with it.

Batmanuel?

“I don’t have the money to pay for this pizza appliance repair…”

As a kid in the 1990s I was really hyped up about the concept of VR, but lacked the ridiculously expensive gear to try any of the interesting stuff that was out there.

Nowadays I’m idly interested in the concept of VR, but lack the ridiculously expensive gear to try any of the interesting stuff that’s out there.

He was wonderful in Real Genius, but to be fair he was playing the smarmy self-entitled asshole who is convinced he’s the greatest.

His performance as the voice of the car was the best thing about the bad Knight Rider reboot.

She’s the absolute worst Wednesday Addams, but that whole show in general isn’t great and anyone would probably end up sucking given that material.

It’s certainly no The Burbs.

No love for Angry Vest Headphone Boss in Apollo 13?

I’ve been watching late-night talk shows for 40-something years, from Carson to Colbert, and I truly believe nothing in the history of the format has come close to the awesomeness of Craig Ferguson’s show.

The most entertaining thing Gal Gadot has done was getting cast as Wonder Woman, which forced all the other characters from the fictional island of Themiscyra to speak in an accent like hers in order for her accent to make sense. Watching Robin Wright and everyone else playing Amazons trying to sound Israeli was worth the movie ticket price.

I hated the Kylo Ren character and didn’t care for those sequels, but Adam Driver’s Saturday Night Live appearances are absolutely amazing. I’d love to see him in more comedy.

Check out the film Can You Ever Forgive Me? It’s Melissa McCarthy in a far more dramatic role than her usual (but still darkly funny) and she is amazing in it. She gets to do so much more than her usual schtick.

The original Benny Hill version was better (and shorter.)

The first thing in which I saw him was the Doctor Who episode The Lodger and I thought he was likeable enough in that. I could never stand him in anything else, his late-night talk show run was a blight on humanity, and even the return appearance of his Who character in a second episode was entirely unnecessary.

Indiana Jones is the role Harrison Ford was born to play. Indy gets thrown into some large-scale bullshit and fumbles through it with a persistent “the fuck is going on?” vibe, which is basically the same as when Ford shows up on set to lead a blockbuster movie.

Young Nicole Kidman also had a face that moved.

His real life is so much creepier than his acting.

Awesome! Thanks for this decision.

To reduce your intake of metals, remove the sardines from the tin before eating them.

I’ll always remember this one time in the 1990s when my family and I were watching some medical documentary on cable TV. There was footage of a trans woman getting top surgery, and they showed the medical details and cutting of her uncovered chest with no problem, but the instant the breast implant was slipped beneath the patient’s skin they blurred out the nipple because it became unsuitable for unedited broadcast at that moment.

i think about that moment a lot.