I wanna say, “sarcasm?” 👏👏👏 At least, that’s how I’m reading it.

Work IS for suckers. ❤️

Where in does my post does it say, “WARNING: Sage Advice. To be taken literally. Do not take with snark, sarcasm or facetiousness.”

Relax. You’ll live longer. 🤝

"Abstaining from heavy drinking, eating unhealthy foods, smoking and womanizing may not make you live longer…

…but it’ll sure seem like it."

Recalled as best as possible from unremembered source. 🤷‍♂️ Sosumi

…and then you drop at 57 for something nobody could see coming. 😁 You pick which immunodeficiency, neurodegenerative or oncological problem.

1000 push-ups a day ain’t gonna save you from dementia.

Then again, people are living well into their nineties…but given what I’ve seen, I’m not so sure they feel better, regardless of their exercise regime, past or present.

It’s a wiggly world, friend. 🤝

I yell “WAKE UP!” to phone zombies walking straight for me…

…noooo, I would never be so cruel 🤔…or would I? 😈

Oh, allow an old type fetishist (I’ve since had therapy) a moment to say how I just loved those Filmotype phototypefaces. ❤️🕴️🥰❤️

“Penguins is practically chickens.”

Dark! 🤣

“Your existence offends me.” 🤣🤣🤣

I was thinking, funny as it is, it might have worked better as a one-panel vignette (I don’t know the cartoonist’s usual format, if they always follow this 4-panel square layout) with just panel #4, word balloon included, and the text from panel #1 as a caption.

Yeah, yeah, everyone’s a critic. In any case, it’s pretty funny…but not as funny as your face! 🤡

You just voiced the exact thoughts of probably thousands of Linux/Android users.

I’m not holding my breath either.

Bushmiller was a genius of gag.

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