Curious how you decided what goes where, I’d hardly consider SQL a “Toy Lang” as opposed to a “System Lang”

I don’t have one myself but I know someone with a HiBy R1 and he recommends it. It has a microSD slot and bluetooth, as well as a small touchscreen, so I’m pretty sure it fits what you’re looking for.

when the head gasket blows they won’t have to worry about driving the subaru anymore 😂

The PowerMac G4 Cube. Absolutely gorgeous design, arguably the best looking computer ever. Horribly impractical even for the time and especially nowadays.