This is the second or third comment I’ve seen saying that the boyfriend is 16 when everyone’s ages are listed in the OP, odd

Edit: they’ve been living there for two years, I’m a dumb ass

Edit 2: he’s 18 now, they’ve been living there for 2 years, but the apartment was bought for his 18th birthday. Odd again.

Yes.

“Do you know why fire hydrants are red? Because they paint em that way at the factory” energy.

Chocolate. They’re sellin chocolate.

Which is totally fine if you do calculations like that every once in a while. If your job or hobby requires frequent multiplication by not-nice numbers, it can be extremely convenient to be able to do this kind of math mentally. Even if it’s just a couple seconds, it can be really annoying having to “switch gears” to grabbing a calculator

The photos were edited by the guy’s girlfriend, who is a visual artist

“A local subreddit runs advertisements” implied to me that it was either an individual user posting it or the subreddit mods themselves. Otherwise, specifying that the ads were run in that specific sub seemed unnecessary. Could be wrong, but the OP itself doesn’t seem like a Reddit ad either (single image rather than a webpage or something)

From memory mods don’t have a say on what gets advertised in their communities

Lolwut. Mods can delete a post because it hurt their feelings. How do they not have a say what’s advertised in their communities?

It’s been well over a decade since I’ve seen the show, but I remember the banker would sometimes throw in exceptionally high/ low offers to add to the “drama”. Like they’d offer $2 after the contestant knocks out the million dollar case.

We’re dicking around in a comment chain about squatting in your house during the fall of the federal government. What you’re referring to is a “joke”

Let them come

The microscopic silver lining is, at least they’re still together.

Fuck I hate it here

If I had the time and money I might be willing to dive back in. But I know I’d feel like I was missing out unless I went full send like I did before, and I’m not fresh out of highschool anymore haha.

Man, I no-lifed EVE from like 2014-2018. Had 5 accounts in my prime. Surprised people are still playing.

"Well, I was roleplaying lawful-good healer, BUT I can only get this +5 buff if I kick this orphan and kill his dog, so… "

This. It’s such a helpless, defeating feeling. If I looked out my window, and saw people rioting in the streets and fighting the police/ military, I’d immediately be engaging (and most likely immediately getting neutralized), if I had a company of like-minded individuals behind me I’d say let’s determine a target. But all of us, you, me, everyone, have the same mindset: If we try, we will win, but if I try, I will die.

otherwise known as cringe.

And we’ve found the actual child!

Don’t worry bud, you’ll grow into yourself some day and stop judging everything based on if you think you’ll look cool doing it.

There’s a lot of comments in here saying, “it helps the blind community”, but not a single comment that says, “I’m blind and it helps me”.

I don’t doubt that it would help, but might be one of those “we should do X for Y” cases where X isn’t really benefitting Y in a meaningful way.

I’ve heard this a lot but every time I look into it is always just him being religious.

If the US federal government shuts down, this house becomes mine. What’s the landlord gonna do?

I know you’re joking but I’d much rather buy a very used house than a house made today. At least in the US seems like houses from 20-40 years ago are solid but everything made in the last 5-10 years absolute paper mache dog shit.