

“Did you know you haven’t subscribed to Xbox? You should turn on Windows Backup! Save your important documents in OneDrive! Do you want to import your browsing data into Edge, just in case you feel like trying it? Copilot can help you get things done in all your favourite Microsoft apps!”
“P-Please, just leave me alone…”
“OK, I’ll remind you later!”


Maybe we should assign these fuckers playing cards like Bush did 👀