Is that you Avi Loeb?

Mastodon, not Lemmy.

One does not simply warp into Mordor.

Mark Zuckerberg, 2004:

“People just submitted it. I don’t know why. They “trust me”. Dumb f**ks.”

It could be up to each instance owner/sydamin. No idea.

Yeah.

I found plenty. I took a screenshot of a google search but it fails to upload in the comments here at the moment.

The Presiding Committee kindly reminds Vice President Vance that Exhibit A. Knife of the President of the United States is only a replica for the purposes of demonstrating the ceremonial and legal process of flaying and wearing the severed face of their Vice President and in no way represents a threat to the life, bodily organ or face of Vice President Vance.

The Presiding Committee kindly reminds delegates and observers to refrain from voicing or by other means indicating their approval or disapproval of the amendment during the Constitutional Assembly or any amendments to the amendment unless they have been selected by the Chair to speak for or against the amendment before the Assembly or any of the amendments to the amendment.

The Presiding Committee advises delegates that a new amendment to the amendment has been submitted from the floor, and that the amended amendment can be read below with the amended text in bold:

The US Constitution will allow a second-term President who flays and skins their Vice President and wears their severed face as a mask to serve a third and fourth term in office.

Unfortunately for JD that particular piece of furniture has a restraining order out against him.

Are you moving an amendment to the amendment to limit the number of faces that can be severed from the Vice President to one single face and furthermore that all other severed faces of the Vice President are to be discarded and cannot be kept in storage to be worn at the end of the fourth presidency?

I stand corrected. Wish I’d know this 25 years ago. Cheers!

A while back I shared a place with friends, a couple of whom had ferrets. We created these enormously long tubes that went out one window and came back into another and snaked all over the big backyard we had. The ferrets loved it.

Also, only get ferrets if you have time enough to bathe them EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. They do get a bit smelly.

This should be the norm for pet kitties everywhere. The amount of wildlife they kill in Australia is enormous. The world has been conditioned to think Australia is full of the most dangerous beasties but it turns out that wild and domesticated cats are the real killers.