Looks like I’ve got a cancerous growth of my own forming down there. ;)

Oopsie. 🤭

My son is into them. My daughter is into CDs. Both are retro cool, because they are.

cuz I’m so sweet? no u!

It’s okay to loosen up in here, that’s a therapist’s bread-and-butter.

Do it!

Ready or Not, maybe? Pretty cool with a realistic bodycam mod.

Or go back to SWAT 4.

I’m sorry, there’s no nice way to say it, but I feel like he’d have…you know…r-word strength?

There’s also this one.

Thankfully, I already had weak lungs as a kid, so it was like a double jeopardy situation. They can’t get you with the same illness twice!

What if I have somewhere to be before then?

Yeah, it burned a lot. I don’t know where I picked it up, but I remember knowing enough to say, “Smooooooth” to make people laugh.

Strawberry wine cooler from my aunt’s refrigerator.

I’m stunned that people actually believe it, truly. Also, I’m not saying it’s high art, but you really haven’t seen Anchorman!? I feel like that movie was utterly unavoidable for awhile.

Niles Landers is pure 🔥

This is Saturday nights driving for Uber.

…we’re supposed to be retiring them?

In my case, it was just a dumb reference to the movie Anchorman. I didn’t realize anyone actually believed it.

A salmon is more related to, say, a camel than it is to a hagfish.

I don’t like that one bit.