Ignotum

this sub

Sir this is a Lemmy’s

Holds manual
Squints
Turtles

Nah sorry i think i’ll just let the world burn then

You know what makes people happy? Helping others

Now get in that warehouse and help jeff afford a solid gold jumbojet

Dropping my phone on trains is my kink, stop kinkshaming me!

No more global warming, and i get to die? what’s the catch?

Please censor that word. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored that word

He eats some fruit, then sprays shit everywhere, thus spreading the seeds, he’s a vital part of the jungle ecosystem

It’s only when he leaves the jungle that he becomes a problem

DVD, Blueray, VHS? I’ve never heard of those torrent sites before 🏴‍☠️

If someone says they like me that’s always a huge red flag for me
I only date people with standards

Yeah the whole config thing in that project was an eldritch horror of a legacy, too ingrained in both the services and tooling to be modified without massive rewrites

I remember when a senior developer where i worked was tired of connecting to the servers to check its configuration, so they added a public facing rest endpoint that just dumped the entire active config, including credentials and secrets

That was a smaller slip-up than exposing a database like that (he just forgot that the config contained secrets) but still funny that it happened