Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

You can fucking swear on the Internet.

Remember when comic artists and cartoonists would make up some outlandish slang for a character and it was supposed to make fun of millennials, but we thought that was stupid too?

Gen Z actually talk like that.